• We love this page! This is where we invite you to write a tall tale about the outback and submit it to us.

    It’s really easy, just write a short story of between 100 and 200 words about a character or event that did (or could have happened) at or near the Burketown Pub and submit it to us using the Say G’Day form. If we like your story, we’ll publish it and maybe even make a poster of it.

    Every six months, all the new stories go into a draw to win to win a week’s accommodation, meals and bar tab for 2 at the Burketown. It could be you, so get it in, OK?

    Oh, and if you’d like to link to our Online Mates page, the conditions are simple; your site has to be relevant to the outback and we want a back link too. Again, send us yer’ link with the Say G’Day form


White Boys CAN Jump

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Troy and Curtis, what a pair. Two of the skinniest, tallest dudes you ever saw. Didn’t drink either. Just soda water. Odd.

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The French Connection

Monday, July 20th, 2009

What a cause for a celebration; it was her birthday and Bastille Day too. She was a Governess at a station down the track. Roy, one of the ringers from the station brought her up a few months ago in the helicopter and she had become quite a regular at the Burketown at the weekends.

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Water Skiing with Crocs?

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

This guy walked with a swagger and an air of confidence. He seemed to know what he was about, that’s for sure. Had a couple of beers and asked about getting a boat to do some fishing. But he blew it when he asked if there was any water skiing…

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